Project Embarrassment

Hey, um, remember that time I got all excited about being invited to participate in a fashion show at Redmond Town Center?  I was so going to strut down the runway in one of my Kiyonna dresses and look fiercer than fierce.Well, I strutted down the runway, all right, but it was not in a Kiyonna dress.  You guys, I wore an ensemble from Chico's.  I wish I were making this up.  Here's the blackmail